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Cacophony

by Gumshoes

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1.
Cacophony 03:27
/// Tambourine - A worker snaps, and decides to pivot to a life of pure chaos, before eventually starting a punk band /// I am a lineman for the country My wants are nothing to my needs But if you make my voice redundant I'll start a grand cacophony I sold my wallet for a cocktail For raising hell in gay paris Came to mid-swordfight with a poet Months lost in pure cacophony I lost my mother to some aces Hitchhiking yachts on foreign seas She said "my son, you should've raised him! You kids don't know cacophony!" I made maracas out of bat skulls I've got a polka dot goatee You'll find me screaming "come on Soho! Play in the grand cacophony!" The silence is dead Good riddance to the silence Good riddance to the silence We'll hear you in hell
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/// Bass - A middle-aged barfly has an attack of false nostalgia after hearing an old disco song on the jukebox /// Oh Mersey Another birthday down the hatch The old jukebox Playing zeroes of the past Disco died And I was never on it's side But this awful song Now I love it so much I could cry I watch the vinyl spin Through the mist of my pink gin When I hear the record sing Could it be the real thing? I'm not leaving This ceiling saw me at my peak I'll never Peel this coaster off my cheek Those days were cruel You can feel it here in every molecule It's agony But I will let myself be fooled And after all this time Shouldn't dancing cross my mind? When I hear the record sing Could it be the real thing?
3.
/// Keyboards - A classically-trained radical believes the universal appeal of Clair De Lune could whip the population into a revolutionary frenzy /// The riot at the rite It keeps me up at night Just imagine if all Paris could've heard it Well I wanna buckle knees Beyond the viennese Mass hysteria with a real fortissimo We can't do this alone Join the band, feel the drone The madness in the air That resonates your bones Batons are waving My sleeper agents And clouded up with rage We'll storm the global stage With ambitions of militas in the millions I play the master key A universal guarantee You're a pugilist once the movement gets a-going We can't do this alone Join the band, feel the drone The madness in the air That resonates your bones Batons are waving My sleeper agents What a sound, what a tune! Clair de lune, clair de lune! We can't do this alone Join the band, feel the drone The madness in the air That resonates your bones Batons are waving My sleeper agents What a sound, what a tune! Clair de lune, clair de lune!
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/// Theremin - An eccentric is desperate to be abducted by aliens, so as to validate their own uniqueness /// What does it take to be taken away Beyond the earthly body? What in this crowd of a million men Could make a worthy study? Lightyears away Do you watch the way I frolic? My neon face Silk suit and baby's bonnet Single me out Cause I'll wait, I will wait You'll take me! I won't let anybody mistake me For just some anybody One fine specimen is waiting for you One fine specimen is waiting for you Maybe the back of the planet will break And we'll melt away inside it Maybe they'll hear all the racket we make Long after we go quiet I'm standing out Out in an open field Moon under cloud My tattooed eyes are peeled It's raining tonight I'm awake, still awake You'll take me! I won't let anybody mistake me For just some anybody One fine specimen is waiting for you One fine specimen is waiting for you If I'm not the one Why send the starlight here? If I'm not the one Why won't I disappear? No, I am the one Watch this space, watch this space You'll take me! I won't let anybody mistake me For just some anybody One fine specimen is waiting for you One fine specimen is waiting for you
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Nobodies 05:40
/// Lead Guitar - A manic cultist believes in creating as much artwork as possible, purely for the sake of burning it in a big bonfire /// Well don't I feel like a piece of shit Wrote another ballad, coulda wrote another hit That crème de la crème, I skim it and I throw it away Yes I'll be working til I fall apart Turning tour-de-force's into long lost art Diamond mining, all to find a fuel for the flame Cause I'm a child of the entropic fire Of making the arrangements and then murdering the choir Reset, forget, its better than just hitting the wall In the woods there is a place to go With me and Alan Smithee and the family Doe Come see a falling tree sound like nothing at all Pile it up! Pile it up! Art shall die! Drop your darlings with a vigilante pride! Like a pest, kill until there's nothing left Let it burn! Let it burn! Chain your hands! What the firelight stains is a promised land Where we jig, divinely silhouetted You can dance like no-ones watching Cause nobody is, nobody is You can sing like no-ones listening Cause nobody is, nobody is You'll be fruitful in your failure And buddy, your day will never come And you will always be exalted I've no doubt about it When you burn your masterpiece You shall be eternal, you shall be released And seconds later, you won't remember a thing So show me your portfolio Don't ask me what I think cause you wouldn't wanna know And frankly, all that matters is you handed it in Pile it up! Pile it up! The time is now! Who the hell is gonna care enough to wait around? Be a hack! That's never held me back! Let it burn! Let it burn! And let it end! Til the only thing left to do is start again And again, and again You can flail like no-ones watching Cause nobody is, nobody is You can scream like no-ones listening Cause nobody is, nobody is You can cry like no-ones staring Cause nobody is, nobody is You can bomb like no-ones caring Cause nobody is, nobody is You can go like no-ones waiting Cause nobody is, nobody is You can wait like no-ones coming Cause nobody is, nobody is You'll be fruitful in your failure And buddy your day will never come And you will always be exalted I've no doubt about it You're the creator No more waiting to see And as long as you do it You'll do it for nobody And you're the destroyer No more letting it be And as long as you do it You'll do it for nobody
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Low Fantasy 03:09
/// Saxophone - In a desperate attempt to solve the world's problems, a non-believer tries to invent magic /// There's gotta be a way to make a deal With all that's not and never will be real I'm not dying in this hell For never trying to cast a spell My necronomiconscience never yields! A battery of candles, rocks and herbs I'm rattling off a million magic words Runic circles in the mud Take my spirit, take my blood Smoke and mirrors never saved the world One step beyond Impossibility It's gonna take Some kind of wizardry I keep the faith In lower fantasy Not cause it is But cause it has to be There must be something more than power lines Some summonable portalled paradise If better is beyond belief How can better ever be? Well no-one better say I never tried One step beyond Impossibility It's gonna take Some kind of wizardry I keep the faith In lower fantasy Not cause it is But cause it has to be
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/// Vocals - A recluse finds personal expression by becoming a ventriloquist punk singer who performs through a hand puppet /// I shut up for good I just couldn't find room in the sound And my skin it turned sickly and sallow And my throat was closing down But you called to me And I felt the relief of a plan Well no noise can drown out a gesture They'll be talking to the hand Turn the spotlight so I am not what this show is about Singing a hymn through a puppet Watch, I barely move my mouth You speak my mind, you speak my mind And I will be famous and not even there You speak my mind, you speak my mind And I will be famous, I'm not anywhere Still it kills me, it kills me The traffic, the aircon, the laughing upstairs I can hear myself think but it's nothing There is nothing left to share But my friend is a gossip My friend's a gazette My friend's an eccentric you won't soon forget My friend's an impression Much moreso than I I'm nothing without a friend to speak my mind You speak my mind, you speak my mind And I will be famous and not even there You speak my mind, you speak my mind And I will be famous, I'm not anywhere
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/// Drums - An unsuccessful veteran of the punk scene has a crisis of faith, and considers giving up and selling out /// I've played a million different shows in a million different bands I was there the day the Pistols hit the stage I've been spat on in Berlin, I think my tooth's still in DC And I've turned down a lot of money along the way Now I'm phoning up the council Negotiating fines that I can't pay Everyone I knew has given up or given in I'm the oldest in the room by twenty years But one second of New Rose and I knew I'd die behind the kit I just thought there'd be a few more people here That's what devotion gets you Staying long enough to see it disappear The van has started leaking, the coffee tastes like wood And the pop song on the radio has started sounding pretty good Well blazing a trail is burning me out Been chasing my tail and running my mouth off I've never met a machine I won't rage But can't pay the rent, you don't get the change Cause maybe the fight has always been lost You sign on the line, whatever it costs you But we still play dumb, we don't take the deal We beat on the drum and we don't lose the feeling Well I guess I feel the same, just my catharsis never came Cause resignation's only anger growing old Today I almost said "I think that punk is finally dead" While packing up the merch we never sold And I dreamed of having gardens Where I'd never know the things I'm never told No-one came to see us, we've ended in the red And all the things I'm proud of, I'm starting to regret Well blazing a trail is burning me out Been chasing my tail and running my mouth off I've never met a machine I won't rage But can't pay the rent, you don't get the change Cause maybe the fight has always been lost You sign on the line, whatever it costs you But we still play dumb, we don't take the deal We beat on the drum and we don't lose the feeling Sleep on a couch, not in a van Play for the house then flip off the landlord Welcome the shy, give them a home Polish the shrine to Mackaye and Picciotto Join in the crowd, hold up your fists Don't be so proud and listen to disco Try to survive, then die on the stage Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger Share your tape So the last living kennedy Has sold his soul to melody Has sold his soul to melody, my friends But the last living kennedy's Not sleeping with his enemies Not sleeping with his enemies again

about

It's 1996, and the DIY punk band 'Cacophony' have just played a show for an audience of zero.

A collective of 8 strong, they are forever unsuccessful. Peers got swept up by major labels in Nirvana's wake, or gave it all up for the security of an office job, but Cacophony are still here. Dirt poor, ignored, and not even especially talented, they are nonetheless desperate to maintain the spirit. Silence exists to be filled. Cacophony refuses to shut up.

Cacophony (the album) follows each member of the band in their motivation, frustration and dedication to the punk ethos. From the pyromaniac songwriter to the thereminist desperate to be abducted by aliens, the ventriloquist lead singer to the drummer about ready to retire; they all have no choice but to believe that punk's not dead. So it's one more day on the road.

This is the third Gumshoes album. It's sort of a homemade indie/chamber pop thing. I make these albums piecemeal in my bedroom whenever I get little periods of good health. The fourth one will be about bugs.

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released January 2, 2024

All music and lyrics by Sam Sparks

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Homespun indie pop about eccentrics, losers and fools.

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