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Worst Case Scenario

by Gumshoes

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1.
Born Fodder 03:33
/// A man considers himself the natural, obvious choice for a sacrifice /// Not everybody's getting out of here Somebody has to hold the door One million sacrifices just to get this far And it'll take a million more Well I've got no wallet full of polaroids I've got no sight I yearn to see Got no retirement, not even when I'm dead So let's not waste the energy What a silly thing to matter And what a silly thing to dream And what a waste of our volition To mourn the man I would've been Thought I was meant to be remembered Be a statue on the mound But I'm coming around I wanted death to be a party All my friends in backless gowns But I'm coming around And I see fire on the new horizon Thought we could reason our way out of this I don't believe that anymore Say it with gravity, we're only going down If we don't kick off of the floor I know the killer is a growing boy I know it's in my blood to bleed You know the way it is, I live from A to B I'm the ending of a legacy But don't go thinking about a story And don't go thinking I don't think And don't go thinking I don't love you all I love you more than anything I was to be a living legend Be the gilding on the crown But I'm coming around To be the guru on the mountain I had eyes on higher ground But I'm coming around My pride was in my patience I was something to be found But I'm coming around And in my head I was a father Trying to pass an asset down But I'm coming around
2.
Aggie Knows 03:31
/// Half of a rich, Christie-esque couple tries to convince his wife to allow him murder her /// Darling stand right here Beneath the crystal chandelier And read your eyelids I know how much you love surprises Darling, I insist A martini with a twist To go down easy Oh please, don't make a scene dear I don't even know why you're upset We live a life of billiard rooms Now what did you expect? Aren't you well read? Cause oh! Aggie knows! Someone's always wanting you dead Oh! Aggie knows! A gunner's gonna hollow your head Oh! Aggie knows! A gentleman will measure your neck Oh! Aggie knows! It's always who you never expect Darling face the facts There's a knife in every back So why ignore it? You either die or pay it forward Darling did you think That an angel made your ring? Possessed is haunted Killing's just the cost of living And I don't wanna live another day Knowing a utopia is just a shot away So whaddya say? Cause oh! Aggie knows! Someone's always wanting you dead Oh! Aggie knows! A gunner's gonna hollow your head Oh! Aggie knows! A gentleman will measure your neck Oh! Aggie knows! It's always who you never expect This is why the angels gave us lead Father told me death is just like falling into bed Or so he says Oh! Aggie knows! Someone's always wanting you dead Oh! Aggie knows! A gunner's gonna hollow your head Oh! Aggie knows! A gentleman will measure your neck Oh! Aggie knows! It's always who you never expect
3.
/// A film buff finally snaps /// I hate the new stuff, hate the old stuff Hate every step along the way I hate every summer juggernaught I hate every coming wave I hate pictures, I hate stories Hate the hacks that act them out I hate every word of dialogue That spews from out their mouths And I'm sickened by the things That I have never seen That's why I love the silver screen I hate romance, I hate drama Hate the global avant-garde I hate Truffaut, Demy, Resnais, Rivette Varda and Godard I hate any wide-eyed child Who takes a cap off of a lens You can scurry to the shutter But they'll cut you in the end Like I massacre the extras In my lucid dreams That's why I love the silver screen I saw the thing you told me to I read the thing you wrote There's a feeling in my stomach It comes crawling up my throat There is nothing here worth seeing There is nothing here to get I've been doing this for decades Why has no-one paid me yet? Now I'm walking down the carpet Wearing gasoline That's why I love the silver screen
4.
Pushovers 03:59
/// A low-level mafia goon has a crisis of conscience after a dirty job /// I gave them the address I was a worker not a thinker, why consider what'll head his way, the part I play I gave them the address On the driveway was a tricycle with pink and purple ribbons tied in shoelace knots I gave them the address Now I'll forever know a stranger, cause a stranger's how he'll go no no I gave them the address I guess you give until you die Well I don't wanna be another body standing in the water I don't wanna pray upon the flipping of a rusty quarter I don't wanna be around these people when I meet my daughter I don't wanna do this anymore I'm a decent man One day I'll afford to prove it, I will choose it, I will make up for this time I'm losing I'm a decent man If I'm machinery, I'll be the open blade that's taking fingers off the operator I'm a decent man I numb my knuckles on the mirror, I get shivers down my spinelessness, 5 to 9 I'm a decent man I just make things worse sometimes Well I don't wanna be another body standing in the water I don't wanna pray upon the flipping of a rusty quarter I don't wanna be around these people when I meet my daughter I don't wanna do this anymore I'm free in the morning Speeding on a sleeping highway Free in the morning Leave a briefcase on their driveway Free in the morning When you get the boss' orders Free in the morning I've already crossed the border Free in the morning I'm gonna go where living's slower Free in the morning A fishing boat in sinaloa Free in the morning Sunset on a creaking harbor Free in the morning I'm gonna be a real good father
5.
/// Two rebels/outlaws meet the end of the line /// I often dream Of barcelona We stole it all then Before they nailed it down And we were phantoms We were young and handsome Our day may not have come But sleep now, it was a good run All code, no law We leapt the borders We could not be cornered It took the ends of the earth And you were bleeding You told me I was bleeding too We watched the stars together Sleep now, it was a good run What we wanted And what we thought we wanted May it someday matter Sleep now, it was a good run

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Five songs about blood.

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released May 5, 2023

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Gumshoes Birmingham, UK

Homespun indie pop about eccentrics, losers and fools.

Project of Sam Sparks. Please email me!

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