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Dreadnought, Dreadnought

by Gumshoes

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alec critten This charming indie pop album is just bursting with personality, marrying quaint and original songwriting with crisp arrangements that have high replay value. A nice hidden gem that you shouldn't overlook. Favorite track: Sleep Without The Dreams.
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1.
/// Two pirates are marooned on a floating piece of ice /// Don't think about it Don't look down Don't move a muscle Wait it out But I shiver when you're finding my hand You keep me on ice Oh dear Here I am Well damn the ocean And damn the crew You're pretty lucky I don't god damn you There's a quiver to the shadow below Tell me skipper, do I wanna know? You keep me on ice Oh dear Here I am
2.
/// An infested stowaway is murdered on the cargo deck /// Shiver me timbers, I can't feel my fingers For the dagger through my neck And the last thing I saw was a beetle as it bore Through the rotting cedar deck And the throbbing palms of the caught-off guard Stood the barrel and barred the door Sized up the jetsam-due empty chest And the stranger on the floor Puts up a fight, but his tooth-picking knife Comes lacerating free And instead of blood comes a measured flood Of the bugs escaping me With flies dispersed and lice up his shirt The mites begin to feed I'm scrambled to the chest, locked up and left As his barnacled tongue bleeds The Bountiful creaks, the bow wood leaks We're half a week too late So dump the chests and turn her west We'll save their eyes her fate Overboard, I join the chorus Of the anchored and the drowned So come on down, explore the deep sea floor There's treasure to be found!
3.
Mr Murdoch 02:58
/// A personified affliction mocks you for the futures you won't have /// I am the bullet in your teeth Too far away for c'est-la-vie's Too close to ever live at ease And I am the scorches on your tongue Forcing stories poorly sung Of living slow and dying young You found me Oh how far you've fallen to obscurity Well he's not gonna look for you no more So say goodbye to Mr Murdoch He's fulfilling other fates Cause nothing comes to those who wait You curse every god that you can think of But no-ones gonna give a damn Cause I'm the only one who hears it when you cry I'm lucid dreaming all your dreams Designing stitched-up little nightmares Like a ransom made of magazines I'd tell your friends you were away The courtesy of asking fades When all your answers never change And where was he On those days of failing antigravity Spent in the shedded skin he left behind? <chorus> He's gone beyond! <chorus>
4.
/// A doomsday prepper doesn't believe in doomsday, but is chronically unwilling to risk the possibility /// It's not, but if it's true Death sends a comet That's awful rough for you But I'll be sitting pretty 'neath the city A lifetime of supplies A lifetime of watching All the space that hides between the stars I will not be caught off guard It's not, but if it's true The changeling invasion I can see it through A mile radius, no faces No-one coming close No invitations I know what other people really are I will not be caught off guard And I will know the coming flood When I feel the flowing of my blood And a chokehold on my breath Buckshot stars and a moonlit scythe If it ain't living at least it's life If only sudden death Oh, how does anybody do anything? But if we're going down The wind will sing my rubber ring to ground And the cold won't reach my heart I will not be caught off guard
5.
/// A dangerous man decides to adjust his temper, one way or the other /// Couldn't kill you if I tried And god knows I've tried You know a man like me is desperate to But I can't stay mad at you Make no mistake Or something's gonna break But every day I get this changing point of view Then I can't stay mad at you I'm trying to be a bigger man I used to be real mean A lout, a libertine I believed in my volition, I still do Yet I can't stay mad at you Your average guy Bleeds like cherry pie And you have got a beauty in you too I just can't stay mad at you I'm trying to be a bigger man I'm explaining all the shaking in your hands You speak in tics that I don't care to understand I make suggestions, I would never make demands What kind of man would I be, what kind of man? It's hard to complain But I think I'll find a way You'd make me feel I'm strong enough for two Now I can't stay mad at you I'm trying to be a bigger man
6.
/// Mr Perfect has a climbing accident /// Hey Freddie, did you save the baseball team? A run walking and a kiss from Norma Jean? You get carried 'cross the campus Knowing no-one's out to get you Well whaddya know? Hey Freddie did you come when nature called? Pack a paddle, go and chase a waterfall? Good looking out over the vista Is that gaia getting closer? Well whaddya know? There goes your foothold There goes your breath There goes your body There goes the rest Hey Freddie, did you find some time alone? Free the ranger and the green'll stain his bones Head thrumming, legs numbing Stainless nerves are finally melting, melting Well whaddya know? Hey Freddie, well you might've told a friend You watch a chopper cross the sky from end to end You deserved to never know When no-one's out to get you Well whaddya know? There goes your foothold There goes your breath There goes your body There goes the rest
7.
/// A sea shanty about The Dreadnought, a fabled sea monster /// Endless is the ocean and relentless is the wind Distant is the moonlight and it stretches ever thin We bottle the day, think not of the way The waves grow ever steep Rest if you are able, but the Dreadnought never sleeps! Dreadnought, Dreadnought, deeper than the deep Rest if you are able, but the Dreadnought never sleeps!
8.
Reunion Tour 03:19
/// An aging rockstar needs the money /// I take care of hotel rooms now Cause buddy, I'll be here all week Can I pay with my integrity? This fungal life, it's clung to me Rolling down my peak Made me scenery, made me legacy Hammering the high life Has nailed me to the floor Well I don't like music anymore! Hell's a reunion tour! The backup's always better than me Hungrier than me, nicer than me And these pricks I prayed I'd never see again Oh wishful thinkers, come lend a hand Shriveled and severed to me To carry me out to sea and then back again (heave ho!) Off the stage there's silence And on the stage there's more Cause I don't like music anymore! I'll die on reunion tour! Well didn't I pay through the pages of tell-all books? Car radios atop moonlit overlooks You make me sign my name in horror But didn't I pay when I played in those anti-prom memories? The learning guitar to our melodies You can choke on that biro cause I owe you nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing! No more classics now, here's the newer stuff Here's what comes to pass when you're not living fast enough To die of natural causes Like rock and roll before Til I don't like music anymore! A forever reunion tour!
9.
Bookshopping 03:03
/// A song about places, none of which are home /// A castle town is a royal ground now paved With every cobble like a little grave Tracing the shapes of dark age battleplans It moves to sing, but the wind can only wail The bellringer only knows his scales I hold his scripture in erratic hands And every word's an anagram When you've found what you're looking for You don't speak the language anymore And sat like statues the old chess masters say "You should see it on a snowy day The kids slip and faceplant like a king resigns" Crowd's powerwalk these routes as if we know them Far too far to make it home High street-to-street, I read the welcome signs I've lost the will to recognize When you've found what you're looking for You don't speak the language anymore
10.
The Basement 02:07
/// An upper-class dinner party flies off the rails /// The dinner's been in disarray Since I uncorked the cabernet The neighbours' behaviour it ain't so passive no more The mayor is scaring the pastor's kids With his neverending laughing fit The dean is leaving if we aren't gonna get him a straw With manic smiles and segues I pretend to keep the thread There's a pool of blood in the basement Staining the concrete red The dean's got a sleeve full of silverware The mayor's trying to arm wrestle all who dare The neighbours engagement crumbles over cherry, pie "Well I've been sleeping with your mistress too And she says it's better than it is with you" The pastor snaps a platter with a battlecry The rare occasion glassware Goes sailing past my head There's a pool of blood in the basement Staining the concrete red We sip chablis in silence And wish that we were dead There's a pool of blood in the basement Staining the concrete red
11.
Defeatists 03:11
/// A villain with an "every man is for himself" mentality realizes he can find victory through the suffering of others /// I'll be free as a dreaming american Flag upon the peak of health Hope you hate the taste of the medicine Knowing how you cheat yourself What I need is a meaner face To adore the distortion before it breaks So go ahead and take my money! Change ain't funding the masterplan Go ahead and take my status Hey, what does it matter to me? I'm a noose cutting loose, I am severance Toughen up a tick or two Just as well, go to hell, make it elegant Suffer like it's fitting you Never seen a real saint It ain't what I got, it's what you ain't <chorus> The day you get wise to the ways that your ties are your chains You'll let go of your mind until only the primal remains And free as a con you'll be beating up god on the street Hot blood on the lips, it ain't suffering, it's defeat! <chorus>
12.
Litter 01:23
/// Someone blind is given the task of drowning unwanted kittens. A true story /// Bring me your litter, and I'll surry on Down to the river, basket on each arm I was not born of vision, but I'm seeing through this vow When you can't bear to look I swear that I will stare it down You wanted helpful and so I am helpful You want remorseless and so - well I'm getting there And when I hear them and then I don't hear them no more Do you see me? So bring me your litter, and I'll whistle down Down to the river, drowning out the sound Life on earth's a gamble and you're lucky if it's home But if we go together then we'll never live alone
13.
/// A rotting pirate finds delirious freedom in decay /// Drifting tenderly ashore I was desperate for a lord Tough enough to brutally Break me, break me, on their knee And deep in every grain of sand I could feel a veiny hand Tracing up and down my soles To paint me, paint it black as mold And as I stumbled I felt Free In a way To re-decay Coalesce Into something less Well at least There's always peace Father make a bed Your son is coming home! Sickness sitting on my skin Bleeding from the outside in Soak the tissue, watch it break It was peeling, peeling flake by flake And somewhere briny, thick with tar Pumped a dry, infested heart And all my blood was running rife Teeming, teeming with new life And when I crumble, set them <chorus> Reaching the beach At the galleon's clarion call I'm part of the cargo Now haul me, store me I will get out your hair Dreadnought, Dreadnought, take me there! <chorus>
14.
/// A party-goer is overwhelmed with disillusionment /// A deaf disco dancer does the hustle offbeat In a rusted roller rink And every cover band is a backup plan Just trying to stay in sync I'm eating fake pizza and drinking kid wine I'm sober to a fault And all I wanna be is where my heart can't see The chlorine in the salt I always beat the traffic Can't dance on broken heels A tapestry of neon Deflects off spinning wheels It's always as it seems Just sleep without the dreams Waiting on the wire But lord, I'm tired There's a singing voice clipping on the radio Butchering 'all things must pass' A stuttered street lamp strikes the spelling bee champ Who man's the diesel gas I'm flipping over pillows, I'm a wall away I pretend I didn't hear The neighbors and their friends sing "it isn't the end It's a happy new year" Someone ought to tell them But I've not got the gut I'm a battered beetle Pumping perfect blood Oh god it's as it seems Just sleep without the dreams Waiting on the wire But lord, I'm tired
15.
/// A marooned pirate is driven insane by heat, bitterness and sea-monster-centric paranoia /// This world will leave you behind Sand in your mouth and sun in your eyes As the ship shrinks under the horizon line This world will leave you behind The monster sees it's chance It sings the song, you dance the dance You'll be stroking at the ocean with an olive branch As the monster sees it's chance Dreadnought, Dreadnought Waiting in the shadows down below Dreadnought, Dreadnought Tell me skipper, do I wanna know? The world is only blue The sand was an oasis too The horizon's where the sea gets through The world is only blue The sun is getting old Still firing clay in broken molds But even blazing trails go cold The sun is getting old Dreadnought, Dreadnought Leave me here to wither if I may Dreadnought, Dreadnought Would I miss it if you looked away? The worst is yet to come I feel it like I feel what's numb Can't play it down by playing dumb The worst is yet to come In time we all submit They gave us a world that turns on a spit And expected us to sleep in it In time we all submit Dreadnought, Dreadnought It's meditate or take one to the head Dreadnought, Dreadnought I know you're awake, so strike me dead! And I wanted to steer a battleship I wanted to feel the cannons hit I wanted to see the navy drown And I wanted to hold the moulding back I wanted to have my skin intact I wanted to keep my stomach down And I wanted to deal in killing cuts I wanted to die in villain's blood I wanted to run a monster through, one like you! Dreadnought, Dreadnought Every other moment is a bore Dreadnought, Dreadnought But I don't do much screaming anymore Dreadnought, Dreadnought Someone ought to close those eyes for good Dreadnought, Dreadnought The fella in the water says I could Dreadnought, Dreadnought I am gonna live to see you die

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An album about a great big sea monster that's coming to get you.

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released January 4, 2023

Additional vocals from The Snowbuntings
Cello from my buddy Alex

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Gumshoes Birmingham, UK

Homespun indie pop about eccentrics, losers and fools.

Project of Sam Sparks. Please email me!

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